egg salad sandwiches and ridiculousness.

you'd think i'd be shocked at others' abilities to ask tactless questions.
you would think i'd be shocked at the lies people can tell themselves and others.
you would think i'd be shocked out how bizarre my life continues to get.

well. i'm not.




i just ask for a little simplicity, and for heaven's sake a little privacy in my personal life. just give me an egg salad sandwich and a good book and leave me the hell alone. unless i already know and love you. then you can come curl up with me and eat tasty snacks. oh and play my ukulele.