Thursday, March 20, 2008

briefing.

oh the neglect. if this blog were a live child that popped out of my vagina, it would now be dead. green and gray, melting fat, flesh and fluid onto the floor. well, good thing it's just a blog. i hate picking up a stinky mess.

a brief briefing of what i have been doing:

*falling head over heels (hills?)(heals?)(hah)in love. love. love.
*moved out of the girl scout cabin.
*moved into the most bizarre place on the face of this earth. (but i have a big screen tv!!!)
*got locked in my bedroom for hours and hours. scratch marks now on the door.
*stepped in dog poop. bare feet.
*snowstorm! more donuts in the parking lot.
*late night airport meandering.
*quit my job as a mail person. cramped my style. not as sexy as i thought it would be.
*horror movies.
*hickeys.
*saving my mum's dog from the pound.
*going to bed when you are just getting up.
*hitting 125 mph.
*friends and their problems with love. or lack thereof. and their problems with drugs. or lack thereof.
*the explosion of my computer. and possible loss of all my photos. and music. meh.
*the obsession for the prom dress begins.
*food. and lots of it.
*playing at being retarded.
*falling in the river.
*spring fever.
*the passionate love affair i'm developing with my netipot.
*graphic novels.
*the hitler/God discussion with my father.
*steroids up my ass.
*growing obsession with wanting to candle my ears.


speaking of netipots. here is my first encounter. also, did i mention that i'm incredibly awesome? i just wanted to reassure you prior to your watching my film.



Tuesday, March 11, 2008

don't fret my pets.

i have not left you. i just have little access to the computer as of late. and boy. do i have juicy stories to elaborate on. and as i am being kicked off as we speak, they will have to come at some very non-distant future. aren't you just so excited?? well, i am. ok.